"Chilled monkey brains."
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Primate Parfait was a dessert served at the Guardian of Tradition Dinner in Pankot Palace consisting of soft, chilled monkey brains served within the open head of the primate. In 1935, a Pankot merchant was confused that Willie Scott was not eating it. After discovering all the previous courses repulsive, Willie ended up fainting in disgust, having lost all hope in acquiring a satisfying course.



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